Zim Tzu wants to talk

Eric ThompsonED NOTE: This has bad words. None of the other things we write on here do, but this one does. It seems to be a popular bit, so until the law catches up with me, I’m going to keep doing it. Thanks for understanding, and thanks for not reading and not letting your kids read it if bad language isn’t your thing. Hope you enjoy the rest of our articles—Ted

When a warrior poet formulates a modern combined arms plan, everything is taken into consideration. One must determine where the ground assault will come from, and how the air assault will support the ground effort. One must also figure out lines of defense, in case things falter and your attack doesn’t go as plan. And even on a…