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Vikings vs. Broncos Week 11 Preview: No Style Points

Imagine winning the Powerball but bitching about how you only get barely half the jackpot after taxes.

Or receiving a certified pre-owned Lexus from your parents for for your 16th birthday, but getting upset because the car had 20,000 miles on it instead of being brand new.

Or bringing home the puppy your kids have been asking about for years, only to have them recoil in disgust because the dog’s fur wasn’t the shade of brown they wanted.

Or finally getting that big bonus at work but getting hung up on the fact that Karen in accounting still gets to park three spaces closer than you.