Ted Mock 5.0: A Good Day To Mock Hard

If you care to review the previous iterations of my 2018 Mock Hard series, you can find them here:

Hi kids, how are we doing? I found myself in a quandary when I realized that this is my second to last mock draft, as I plan to do one more before the real draft next week...but this is the end of the Die Hard movie series. Six mock drafts, five Die Hard movies. I miscalculated simple math.

Damn it.

Public school education, guys. What can I say? Oh sure, there’s reports of a Die Hard 6 coming out, but to my knowledge there’s no title or anything yet, so I’m going to have to come up with something clever next week to wrap this up.

Anyway, of the four mocks I’ve had what I think are three pretty…