Stock Market Report: Seahawks

It happens about every time this year. At first, you’re excited about training camp and football. Then a couple guys get hurt, preseason becomes kind of a slog, and you’re ready for the regular season to start.

And this year, Seattle happens to be the opponent where my antipathy comes out, so no offense, but I’m sick of the preseason, and therefore, I’m sick of Seattle.

Aren’t we, Mr. Smith...ereens?

Feeling so tired,

and grungy and scared.

Tired of kickers

and the o-line’s just fair.

Tired of going nowhere,

And I’m sick of Seattle.

Your SMR that matters but doesn’t count follows.

Blue Chip Stocks:

Kyle Sloter, QB: I’ve watched Sloter play really well, for the most part, in all three preseason games…