A lot of mock drafts deal with the on-field needs of NFL teams.
Not enough deal with emotional needs.
Here's my Don't You Dare Mock Them Draft, addressing the bruised egos of teams making the first 12 picks, including your emotionally impoverished Vikings:
1. Jacksonville: The Jaguars know they stink. We know they stink. They know that we know that they stink, and they know better than we do that they live in a lousy city that is better than Minneapolis only in that it occasionally enjoys temperatures above 45 and that is why I bought a house there yesterday.