You're standing in the Vikings Museum. Alan Page, the greatest Viking of all, knows you're one of 48 Pro Football Hall of Fame selectors. He asks if he can make a case against the unjust treatment of an old friend named Jim Marshall.
Your first instinct as a child of the '70s is to look over your shoulder because there's no way in heck that Alan 1971-NFL-MVP Page — distinguished winner of the Presidential Medal of Freedom and former Minnesota Supreme Court justice for over two decades — is actually asking your permission to begin opening statements.
Instead, you attempt a scholarly nod and say, "You may proceed, Mr.