Carolina Is On Zim Tzu’s Mind

ED NOTE: This has bad words. None of the other things we write on here do, but this one does. It seems to be a popular bit, so until the law catches up with me, I’m going to keep doing it. Thanks for understanding, and thanks for not reading and not letting your kids read it if bad language isn’t your thing. Hope you enjoy the rest of our articles—Ted

When you’re a warrior poet, sloppiness is something that is not tolerated in your world. Sloppiness leads to carelessness, carelessness leads to apathy, apathy leads to defeat, and defeat leads to failure.

And failure? Failure is as unthinkable as taking a beautifully marbled bone-in ribeye and cooking it to a well done shoe leather, as opposed…