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Birth Control Isn't Rocket Science.

Professional athletes who can't seem to stop making babies and the women who treat those babies as paychecks make me sick.

Hey, all of you professional athletes of the world! There's this thing called BIRTH CONTROL. They teach middle school children all about it, yet you can't seem to get the concept down. There's also this thing called KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, but we all know there's zero chance you're going to master that concept. Now I realize that not EVERY professional athlete is a manwhore. Those "fringe" players, the ones who you'd be hard pressed to name, are probably not killing it like Adrian Peterson or Antonio Cromartie is.