Since there’s really nothing else of note happening today (as long as you’re not actively looking at social media), we can bring you the report of how our short, regionally-specific nightmare has officially come to an end.
Numerous sources are reporting that former Green Bay Packers and New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers will be signing a one-year deal to become the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers. This comes after a couple of months of the media breathlessly pushing “Aaron Rodgers to Minnesota” stories because, say, did you know that Brett Favre played for Green Bay and then went to the Jets before signing with the Minnesota Vikings?