Over the next six weeks, the MLS Is Back Tournament will see shouts of "Goal!" grace the environs of Walt Disney World. It also might witness roars of "You sank my battleship!"
MLS players received a 61-page player handbook last Monday that attempted to address a variety of player concerns, from the scheduling of various activities between matches to more basic matters such as food prep and security. And yes, the handbook included myriad suggestions for how the players can occupy the copious amounts of free time they'll have in Orlando for seven hot summer weeks, including games of oversized Battleship.