NORTHEAST, MINNEAPOLIS — Drinking another unexceptional IPA in a saturated market of breweries, trying to see if my taste buds would finally come around to the strong and bitter hoppy beer style that people seem to love, Andrew Wiggins was the topic of discussion.
“Hey, did you see Wiggins is playing with Team Canada this year?” I said to my friend, who is terrible at listening to other humans.
“How much should I venmo you for these beers?” he responded, clearly distracted by Reddit comments about how incredible the Twins are at hitting dingers this season.
“We’ll figure it out later,” I tell him.