Wolves 133, Mavericks 94: You Like That?

Do you remember the last time the Minnesota Timberwolves played basketball?

Since the Wolves last played, the Minnesota football team got flat-out embarrassed on national television, then went through all five stages of grief before building a time machine that sent them back to the days of Kirk Cousins, and now, in one fell swoop, has gone from pumpkins to the NFL’s new belle of the ball.

And somewhere in the midst of all of this, Joan Beringer is officially no longer a teenager and is starting to go gray.

I’m not saying having no Wolves games is responsible for any of this, or that if we had played sooner, maybe Beringer wouldn’t have had to have a birthday (is that how that works?). I’m not…