Wolves 118, Clippers 100: Los Angeles Cries Wolf

Photo by Harry How/Getty ImagesHow in the world are you supposed to write gamers for a night like tonight?

As a lazy writer like myself would do, I had a three to four paragraph recap ready to go midway through the second quarter. I had even prepared a lovely recipe for Golden Fried Rice that I was going to share with you, as that would have certainly been better information for you to receive than the recap of the game. For those of you unaware, it’s a Canis Hoopus tradition to share a food recipe instead of the recap for a blowout loss.

The Minnesota Timberwolves were putting on an absolute stinker of a performance on national television, in a very important game no less. Rudy Gobert’s…