Power Rankings - Preseason Edition

What is life without lists? Ideas and thoughts just jumbled against each other nonsensically, searching for structure amidst the chaos of topic sentences and closing arguments. Order, after all, is the definition of humanity. How many straight lines have you seen in nature? Am I right or am I right?

NBA Blog posts are nothing but the flowing thoughts of a person (ok, a white 20-something male who spends too much on NBA twitter) to provide some sort of existential meaning to our life. Us bloggers never made it on the basketball court, or that middle-school B team, so the least we can do is savagely critique all-world athletes and tell thousands of readers that we just don’t believe these…