The Wolves Are Out, the Knives Are Out, and Perspective Has Left the Building
So that’s how it ends. Not with a bang, but with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander dancing around slow rotations, Chet Holmgren flexing his pipe cleaner frame like a Dungeons & Dragons sorcerer, and the Minnesota Timberwolves... completely folding.
In Game 5.
Of the Western Conference Finals.
While looking like they were auditioning for a reboot of The Three Stooges.
It was gross. Let’s not sugarcoat it. I’ve watched every single Wolves game this season, and that was their worst performance.