To read this column, you leap atop your kitchen counter, shirtless, with tears streaming down your cheeks.
This is a column about the greatest victory in Timberwolves history, the reaction to that victory, and the reaction to the reaction to that victory.
If you are Charles Barkley, Shaquille O'Neal or Kenny Smith, you could not possibly understand what happened Tuesday night at Target Center.
Here's what happened: The Minnesota Timberwolves, one of the worst franchises in the history of franchises — worse even than Chi-Chi's — earned the most impressive victory in their woeful history.