Canis Pulsus - Vol. 32: Quarterly Report 3

After your grades were submitted a quarter of the way through the season, the Minnesota Timberwolves earned a 3.39 grade point average. By the end of the first semester, the GPA slipped to a 3.31. What will their next progress report tell us?

Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 32!

For those of you who have been ignoring this series since the 2021 season — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 35th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to be the teacher/professor/my mom. How would you grade the performances of…