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Canis Pulsus - Vol. 32: Quarterly Report 3

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After your grades were submitted a quarter of the way through the season, the Minnesota Timberwolves earned a 3.39 grade point average. By the end of the first semester, the GPA slipped to a 3.31. What will their next progress report tell us?

Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 32!

For those of you who have been ignoring this series since the 2021 season — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 35th consecutive championship this year.