Canis Pulsus - Vol. 29: Quarterly Report 1

It’s December, 2023. Do you know where your children are Timberwolves are? Take a look at the NBA standings. No, no. Adjust your sightline. Don’t look down there. Close your Tankathon.com tab, because Minnesota is at the very top. This is not an illusion. This is real life, baby.

Photo by Matt Kelley/Getty ImagesWelcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 29!

For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offense taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 35th consecutive championship this year. So now is…