Canis Pulsus - Vol. 29: Quarterly Report 1

It’s December, 2023. Do you know where your children are Timberwolves are? Take a look at the NBA standings. No, no. Adjust your sightline. Don’t look down there. Close your Tankathon.com tab, because Minnesota is at the very top. This is not an illusion. This is real life, baby.

Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 29!

For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offense taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.