Canis Pulsus - Vol. 22: Quarterly Report 1

Naughty, naughty, Timberwolves! Judging by the game report cards during this first quarter of the season, it looks like they’ve been quite the procrastinators.

Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 22!

For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offence taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 34th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to be the teacher/professor/my mom. How would you grade the performances of each member of the Minnesota Timberwolves?

It’s a simple concept,…