Canis NBA Finals Watch Party: Game 5

If you’re a Timberwolves fan, you’re probably doing one of three things right now:

Hate-watching Shai Gilgeous-Alexander flop like he’s auditioning for a role in The Exorcist 3: The Elbow Awakens.

Screaming into the void every time Alex Caruso hip-checks someone into the stanchion and somehow ends up with a steal.

Silently rooting for Chet Holmgren — your home-state hero — while telling yourself you’re not.

In other words: Game 5 of the 2025 NBA Finals is complicated.

The Thunder host the Pacers tonight with the series tied 2-2. And in the immortal words of every youth coach who’s ever given a halftime speech down 14, this is the one that matters. Because whoever wins this game? They get two…