Happy Tuesday from Minneapolis, the place that all-of-the-sudden is warmer than the center of a volcano.
(Update: It’s now raining a whole lot and I don’t understand how weather works.)
But after a 20-inch snowstorm six weeks ago, we can’t complain, right?
WRONG! We can complain because it’s a free country and I don’t like having back sweat after walking 18 feet to go get my mail. I also don’t like scraping my windshield of ice, which is why I drive with my head out of the window a lot in the winter.
You are getting TWO columns this week.