They have returned. Their unceasing gaze has never left Minnesota’s Big Ten brethren, but they are finally back to bask in the sweet glow of the TDG blog lights. I was afraid no one in the Big Ten would give them anything good to work with this week. I was wrong.
For those who missed it last week, the Gopher Gnomes have abandoned their traditional alphabetical recap of what happened last week in the B1G for a Mockery Power Rankings model. The content will be the same, but the order of the teams will change based on how much the Gnomes want to laugh at them.