So it's not exactly a secret that I graduated from the University of North Dakota. I try not to broadcast this fact, but I'm not shy about it either. It's also no secret that I really REDACTED hate their hockey team and their hockey fans, even the fans that I consider friends. If you don't understand why I hate them, then you clearly didn't live in Grand Forks for five years and have to listen to them talk about hockey.
A trip to the Ralph Engelstad Arena is like a trip into another dimension. A dimension where the most important parts of hockey are carrying the puck in the neutral zone (the crowd goes wild) and dirty late hits which fail to change possession (the crowd REALLY goes wild).