THE HOT DOG IS DELICIOUS, MY COLUMN

What, you thought I was going to be stupid enough to offer an opinion on whether it is a sandwich?

So, you may have noticed this happened yesterday...

— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) May 27, 2016

Here's what I think about that:

Y'all can fight that out in the comments. I'm here to talk about the hot dog being delicious. Why?

BECAUSE HOT DOGS ARE DELICIOUS.

Let's consider the following evidence:

I rest my case.