In what is sure to be the worst loss in the 100+ year history of the University of Minnesota Golden Gopher football, the BYE-U Swamp Things defeated the Gophers 92-0 in a game that wasn’t even that close. This stunning upset to a team I made up has left many wondering should football even be played at the U any longer.
The game got off to a horrific start after Mitch Leidner’s surgically repaired foot literally fell off after throwing his ninth interception on his first three pass attempts of the game. The #BlameLeidner faction of the fan base clapped and cheered as Mitch was carried off the field.