Twas the night before (the night before) Christmas,
And all through the Pahd,
No hoops or puck were mentioned,
Not even a nod.
The recruiting class was signed by the coaches with care,
In the hopes that titles and Roses soon would be there.
IowaGopher nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of Quick Lane Bowls danced in his head.
And Street in his kerchief, and gg05 in his cap,
Had just settled their brains for a short bowl/recruitmas edition of the Ski-U-Pahdcast.