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Rutgers is (still) the zebra mussel of the Big Ten

GoAUpher note: I posted the following article 3 years ago to the day. I have not bothered to update it in any way because there is no need. Sure, the embedded tweet below are from the 2016 season. The fact is, it doesn’t matter because any new tweets I could embed would feature similar tales of futility. Rutgers is bad. Unbelievably bad. Possibly historically bad. AGAIN.

Thanks to their horrid play, they need a new coach. Which means I can say with the same certainty as a claim that the sun will always rise in the east, that once Rutgers hires Greg Schiano to lead them after this season we’ll get to hear all about how they’re a sleeping giant.