Our favorite fake player is draft eligible this year.
Cedric Thompson is not the only member of the Gophers' secondary to graduate this year. Antonio Thompson, who you may remember from Big Ten Media Days, Kurt Vonnegut inspired dispatches, and the occasional comment, is also draft eligible this year. Thompson is not a national name, but has real potential to influence NFL games in mysterious and perhaps unnoticeable ways.
Stats
Antonio Thompson recorded no statistics this year or any other year. Paradoxically, that is precisely the reason that teams are salivating over his potential.