A healthy Minnesota is better than Kent State. A banged up Minnesota team like we have? Still better than Kent State. Minnesota is not losing to Kent State. My certainty of this helped me craft a fun new Brew Scale option that I hope you'll enjoy.
Gnome #TAKES
The Gopher Gnomes have very little time for Kent State. They are building their homecoming float. Since #QBGAZE2015 is officially underway, they were thinking about going with this:
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I tried to tell them that National Talk Like A Pirate day was tomorrow, not next Saturday, but they wouldn't listen.