The Minnesota Golden Gophers reportedly traveled to Evanston, Illinois on Saturday, but the box score from an alleged football game against the Northwestern Wildcats would suggest otherwise. The Daily Gopher has obtained unverified footage from the scene of the crime, and while we work to confirm its authenticity, we have gathered our thoughts here as the ongoing investigation continues.
What is your Tweet-length (now 280 characters or less) summary of the Gophers’ 39-0 loss to Northwestern?
gopherguy05: [Poop emoji] x 280
IowaGopher: I thought the Michigan game was rock bottom.