You’ll recall last week that GoAUpher failed to provide us with a pre-game haiku or his traditional Gnome #Takes. As a result, Minnesota lost to Michigan. And I regret to inform you that he has forsaken us again this week, almost certainly dooming the Gophers against Maryland. Please proceed to flood his inbox with hate mail. What self-respecting college football fan plans a fall wedding, anyway? I hope he can turn things around soon.
Anyway, now we turn our attention to the turtles.
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When & Where
Date: Friday, October 30th
Kickoff Time: 6:30 p.