It’s finally that time. The time I have dreaded for months. The moment which I would only talk about in hushed tones with the other writers of TDG on our Slack chats. I tried to pretend it wasn’t coming, tried to put off the inevitable. But the inevitable is here and it’s time to face it.
RUTGERS. WEEK. IS. HERE.
You are probably confused. I can already hear your questions.
“Why would you dread Rutgers week?”
“Rutgers is terrible, this is a great week!”
“What is this Rutgers you speak of?