Dear Rutgers,
On behalf of everyone who cares about Minnesota Men's Basketball, you're welcome.
The Gophers and the sporting deities have taken pity on you. Your prayers animal sacrifices pledging of your souls to the devil has payed off. Minnesota will come to the RAC on Saturday with only 5 scholarship players. They will be without their only remaining senior captain, 3 of their biggest recent contributors, and still without the senior starter who was dismissed from the team before the last time you played Minnesota.
Here's what that looks like on the Minnesota KenPom page.