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It’s come to this...Chris Streveler Mad Libs

Look, if you clicked on this post I’m assuming you have questions. Like “WHY ARE WE PLAYING MAD LIBS ON A GOPHERS BLOG?” or “CHRIS STREVELER THREW ONLY 7 PASSES HERE AND YET YOU’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT HIM WHY IS THAT?” or “WHAT IS THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW?”

While I think it is very rude of you to scream those questions at me in all caps, I am still willing to provide some answers:

  1. Because offseason.
  2. Because Jerry Kill might think Streveler is the second coming all of a sudden* which is really weird since he wouldn’t make him his QB while he had the chance.