Go Gnome, You’re Drunk: Week 4

You finally did it Big Ten Football. You killed the Gnomes. The terrible football across the conference last Saturday left the Gnomes so overloaded with schadenfreude that they couldn’t even deliver this column on time. There was simply too much to ridicule. Don’t believe that they’re dead? Here’s proof, recorded on site at Minnesota Golden Gophers Gnomes HQ last Saturday night:

The Gnomes are dead.

Long live the Gnomes.

Last “opponent” to face Minnesota

Hi Miami.

Bye Miami.