I don’t have the heart to come up with witty introductory banter and self-deprecation for this week’s power rankings. I don’t have a theme and I just want to wallow in despair due to the team we all follow losing to top-110 team Bowling Green.
Honestly, I feel like a big pile of poop...
And so, with that, we have our theme. I apologize to my parents and those on the masthead of The Daily Gopher.
(Do with these rankings what you will. SP+ rank and FEI (Fremeau Efficiency Index) rank is provided next to each team, respectively.