Hello again all you Gnome maniacs! This is GoAUpher welcoming you to another edition of What’s The B1G Deal? This week’s mockery power rankings have shifted greatly since the conclusion of Saturday’s games because the Gnomes have been forced to address the off field antics of the Big Ten’s resident clown, Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh. This means Nebraska and Iowa get a reprieve from today’s top spot. Yes, that’s right, the Gnomes are giving sad Iowa fans a pass. That’s how silly Michigan looks right now.
1) Michigan (4-0, 1-0 Big Ten)
Last week: managed to beat Purdue 28-10 despite Purdue offering them Ebola infected Powerade jugs or something
Did you know that Purdue is big on endangering the health and welfare of the student athletes from other schools who come to play them in the grand sport of footballering?