The gnomes are sorry. They failed you for two weeks in a row. Please forgive them for blogging like Rutgers plays football.
BEST WEEK IN PURDUE HISTORY
Purdue (3-3, 1-2 B1G): Try not to smile too much while you say goodbye to Darrell. That would be mean.
The replacement names are flying already. Les Miles. Bo Pelini. PJ “The Oarsman” Fleck. All of them wong. The gnomes can see only one viable candidate to coach Purdue moving forward:
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Joe Tiller’s Mustache must become sentient and lead the Boilermakers to victory!