I’d like to interrupt your regularly scheduled evening plans for this breaking news that we failed to cover on Friday.
Assorted media from across the Big Ten footprint do not think the Minnesota Gophers will win the conference title.
I know. I’m aghast at this news as well. Who are these charlatans? These so-called purveyors of truth in a complex world? Did they not see the size of Coach Fleck in the Minnesota Football schedule poster before voting?
Sigh.
Ok. I’m calm now.