Milwaukee vs. Minnesota: This Game Happened, We Swear!

Spoiler alert! Nobody was able to watch this game. Not me, not you, and not anybody else who wasn’t inside the 14,000 seat Hilton Coliseum. Thankfully, it’s a preseason game, so we won’t have to subject ourselves to our own imaginations when the contests start to count for real.

Here are the facts: the Milwaukee Bucks beat the Minnesota Timberwolves, and no Milwaukee player suffered any injuries. A few guys (Thon Maker, Ersan Ilyasova, Matthew Dellavedova, D.J. Wilson, and Trevon Duval) didn’t suit up as a precaution, but that’s precisely what coaches ought to do when the stakes don’t exist. Beyond that, all we have are a handful of eyewitness reports and the numbers. For a preseason game,…