Opening Day is right around the corner, which will finally put an end to the lifeless, depressing, and seemingly eternal five-month stretch that does not feature meaningful Major League Baseball games. (Don’t get me wrong, the annual quest for the Cactus Cup is riveting stuff, but it just isn’t the same.)
Most of us will be glued to our TV (or laptop) screens nearly every night for the next seven months, which means we’re going to be seeing plenty of graphics like this one:
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This graphic is supposed to tell us how Jesus Aguilar performed at the plate last season.