WP: Chris Volstad (1-0); LP: Nick Ramirez (0-1); Save; ah, no; Home runs: Mil - Nick Franklin (3); CWS - none
Perhaps the Milwaukee Brewers (19-10-2) just left early and loaned their uniforms to the REAL sandlot group to take on the Chicago White Sox (16-12) today in Glendale. That might explain the 16-1 drubbing they took at the hands of the Chisox.
(The following quote is tongue-in-cheek.