Look, you know where to buy the t-shirts, jerseys and ties. You know where to get the preposterously overpriced Hank the Dog gear, the set of team logo draught glasses and the framed prints. No one wants I don't want any of that stuff -- I've got enough Brewers gear to go several months without doing any laundry, especially if I don't wear any pants (note: you should almost always wear pants). In this gift guide, I dug through some truly remarkable pieces of Brewers memorabilia to bring you the very best the internet has for sale.
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