In case you unaware, the Scripps National Spelling Bee began today. If you’re not streaming this at your desk, you either do not know the awesomeness of the Bee or need to find a new job that will allow you to pursue fun things worth your time and not work. Working is for suckers. S-U-C-K-E-R-S. It’s Latin.
We’ll have your Bee viewing guide tomorrow, with all the various information that you’ll need to mark out about your favorite Bee participant when it goes primetime on ESPN Thursday evening. It’s going to be awesome. A-W-E-S-O-M-E. No alternate pronunciations. Have some friends over, enjoy some beverages, spell some words.