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Is there a better meal than brunch? I submit that there is not. It’s got all the best things about two great meals! Individually, both breakfast and lunch are strong options. Put together at the midway point between the two? Now you’ve got something.

At its core, brunch is a late breakfast with more meat (usually) and booze. Name me one thing that meat and booze did not make better. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Stop thinking. It’s a waste of time and effort because there is nothing. And no one worth their salt will contend otherwise. In fact, if someone says to you that brunch isn’t the highlight of the week, then you need to cut them out of your life.