This is getting ridiculous, general managers and war rooms. I saw that Kevin Costner movie. I know how these things work. You take fliers on people. You do things that don't make sense. You reach. Fans boo. It's a rite of spring. We're fans of the Mid-American Conference. We know how this goes, but you aren't holding up your end of the bargain.
A kicker?! A KICKER?!? I don't care if it's Morten Anderson's and Adam Vinatieri's fused offspring, a kicker shouldn't be selected before a MAC alum. He didn't even go to Ohio State. Christian Hackenberg? More like, Christian Hacken-shouldn't-been-drafted-before-a-MAC-player-berg.