HEY, WILLIE!
I tried to make sense of the PIP but it doesn’t make any sense to me. I want to see the measurements and do my own math to make sure Tiger Woods is really worth $15 million to the American golf tour.
Might they have just cooked up a bunch of gobbledygook and named Tiger the winner so he can get enough payoff to stay on their side instead of the LIVs?
RANDY
HEY, RANDY!
It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve seen an honoree in need of an honor.