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Michigan coach John Beilein speaks to the media after the 75-69 loss to Penn State on Tuesday, Feb. 12, 2019, in State College, Pa. Orion Sang, Detroit Free Press

The weather is chilly.

These rhymes are not.

So settle in, reader,

For some takes that are hot.

Our Detroit sports teams stink,

that much is true.

So here's a Valentine's Day card,

from Jeff Seidel to you:

Lament the D

It’s Valentine's Day,

Here comes Cupid

There’s no winning in Detroit

And that is stupid