Hey, Ohio State football, keep your dirty mitts off Michigan's stuff!

Too far, Ohio State football. Too far.

In a move more befitting a big-time bank heist — or a vindictive love triangle between teenagers — the Buckeyes swiped two Michigan football assistant coaches, Greg Mattison and Al Washington, in two days.

So that’s the way it’s gonna be under new OSU coach Ryan “Lights Out” Day’s regime, eh?

First, has anyone seen Jay Harbaugh lately? Are we sure he’s safe and in a secure location?

Second … hey, Buckeyes, keep your dirty mitts off our stuff in Michigan!

Ryan Day takes over at Ohio State having never been a full-time head coach at any level.What’s next? You guys gonna come after Bob Seger, the Mackinac Bridge and Zingerman’s?

Who wants to live in Ohio…