James Yoder’s Top 10 Michigan Football Offseason Clichés To Avoid + Michigan Fathers Day Photos

Michigan Football Report with James Yoder - New EPISODE IN THE VIDEO ABOVE: Michigan Football coach Jim Harbaugh enters into year 5 with a returning starter senior QB for the first time in Shea Patterson, and with an NFL-ready WR corps of Tarik Black, Nico Collins, and Donovan Peoples-Jones, Michigan football fans are succeptable to falling for the same offseason “hype” we see every year from the local media - and James wants to address this offseaon hype with his top 10 Michigan Football offseason cliches we are guaranteed to see in the next 8-10 weeks until Michigan hosts MTSU on August 31 in a night game at Michigan Stadium to open the season. Michigan Football rumors, news, and analysis from James Yoder is presented by Chat Sports.

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Michigan Football Rumors: What are the Michigan Football clichés to watch out for between now and game 1? James Yoder, the undisputed KING of Michigan Football media breaks them all down, and ranks them on a scale of 0-4 blue Kool-Aid men on how much believability we should put into these media puff pieces orchestrated by Det. Dave Ablauf and the Michigan Football media staff and forced upon the local beat writers, blog boys, and pay-site super-fans:

Michigan Football Media Offseason Clichés:
#1: Offseason Workout Videos Go Viral 
#2: Team Chemistry Is Closer Than Ever 
#3: Unknown Player “Tearing It Up”
#4: Recruit Promises Future Victory vs OSU 
#5: Last Year’s“Underperforming” RB Is ‘Untackleable’
#6: Position Coach ‘loves’ Position Unit 
#7: DC Calls Defense His “Fastest Ever”
#8: Michigan’s OL Is A ‘Classic Michigan OL’ Again 
#9: Out Of Shape Player Now “Looks The Part” 
#10: Local Media Predict 11-1 Record & Big Ten Title 

Blue Kool-Aid Man Scale:
0 Blue Kool-Aid Man: Don't Drink The Kool-Aid    
1 Blue Kool-Aid Man: State Media Propaganda (Ablauf’s Army!)
2 Blue Kool-Aid Man: Ok, Ok, Feelin' Good    
3 Blue Kool-Aid Man: Add Some Vodka    
4 Blue Kool-Aid Man: We're Back!

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